Thursday, May 05, 2011

Jumping

An alert reader offers an uncorroborated report that Tracy Madden is leaving SuxNews, with her last broadcast scheduled for June 2nd.

According to this tip, weatherguesser/self-appointed lifestyle advisor Andrea Rich and an unidentified photojournalist are packing their bags, as well.

The cause in these and other recent cases is said to be extreme disdain for management, particularly news director Amy Adams

This will almost certainly mean a promotion to main anchor for congenitally vacuuous morning anchorette Maltard Maddox, who displays all the knowledge and gravitas of a second-string high school cheerleader. Jimmy Siedlecki must be jealous, knowing that he's stuck on the morning show and barking his "Burglaries and Break-ins" schtick at viewers.

Maddox seems likely to cling to that gig until her features start to sag in a decade or so and her weight inches upward at which time she'll be given the boot for whatever giggling dimwit they have waiting in the wings.

Meanwhile, J-Pa Knicely remains at the desk, apparently blissfully unaffected by the place collapsing around him.

10 comments:

Damon Scott Hynes said...

"Night Sirens".. Donut to be forgetting "Night Sirens".

Dumb Anguish said...

If this is true, good for Tracy Madden! That place was just bleeding it right out of her.

Wade said...

I can hardly wait for Spacy Madden to go. Long overdue! So fake and dramatic with her delivery it makes me want to puke every time I see her or hear her whiny irritating voice. Good riddance! I think Malorie would be a great replacement. Love her or hate her, at least she's no prima donna. Her down-to-earth personality would be a welcome change...and of course she's still pretty hot.

gldeys said...

Who cares that they are leaving. I want to know where they are going so that I can find a replacement before June 3rd.

omatvwatcher said...

More quality: http://www.wowt.com/news/headlines/One_Dead_in_Fatal_Accident_121468274.html

Apparently they can't even figure out the difference between north/south and east/west.

sdhmusic said...

Wouldnt it be wonderful if WOWT took advantage of this opportunity to hire someone of color for a change instead of another white blonde? CH6 is the FOX NEWS of Omaha when it comes to hiring anchor ladies! Not a diverse hire in the bunch! Or have they embraced the anti-affirmative action law that was recently passed? Just sayin . . .

Jeff Barnes said...

I've never seen "Hangman" used to announce someone was leaving, but I just did. This station is so incredibly pathetic.

Omaha Volleyball said...

read it here...

http://www.wowt.com/blogs/tracymadden/New_Chapter_In_Life_121525154.html

sdhmusic said...

You know now that I think about it . . . I PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN! When they re-installed Pat Persaud to do whatever it is in the hell she does there now . . . I said . . . "Watch, I don't know when, or what the circumstances will be, but Pat Persaud is going to end up getting her old job back." I even emailed "Ted" about it. So just as Nancy Pelosi was the once and future Speaker of the House . . . so goes the rise, departure, and re-emergence of "Queen" Pat Persaud.

Anupriya said...

Good for Tracy Madden!

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