Monday, March 29, 2010

News

Breaking stories on this morning's SuxNews Daybreak program:


Maltard Maddox's hair is back to normal and, according to Maltard, she doesn't want to "spind twinny becks" to see Hawt Teb Time Machine.


Meanwhile, Jimmy Thiedlecki reports hearing that Hot Tub is about as funny as The Hangover.


No wonder folks in the Heartland turn to SuxNews.

2 comments:

omatvwatcher said...

All I want to know is, when did Eddie Munster start reporting for KETV? And why does he do this obnoxious "superman" pose for every live shot. Six ain't the only news department that disappoints...just sayin'...

Omababe said...

In other words, the promoters of HTTM didn't buy any airtime. :)

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