Friday, March 26, 2010

Farrah?

It's bad enough that morning blabberer Maltard Maddox is filling in at 10 p.m. this week in Tracy Madden's absence.

But then she decided to, like, play dress-up with her girlfriends and they, like, curled each other's hair and stuff, and talked about boys, and it was, like, SO much fun! It was just like getting ready for, like, prom or something!!! And then she, like, went on the air and we're like, OMG! Look how grown-up she looks, and like, wow! It's, like, we can't even believe she's, like on TV! Can you even believe it?!!!

14 comments:

Dumb Anguish said...

I was waiting for John Knicely to give her a corsage.

I kept hoping John Knicely would give her a corsage, but he has to keep his mind focused. He always looks like he doesn’t understand the news that he’s reading.

I’m scared to death what’ll happen to the poor man if his teleprompter quit working…Remember that episode of The Brady Bunch where Cindy went on some little kid quiz show and when the red light of the camera went on, she just stared at the camera, paralyzed by fear? That’s what I foresee happening.

Come to think of it…You could do whole thesis on the literary parallels between Cindy Brady and WOWT. The lisping. The camera paralysis. And now we have Ms Maddox as the youngest one in curls.

juniorfruit said...

God, I feel like I just entered a prison what with all this security. No more anonymous,but comment moderation, word verif. Oh, yeah her old doo looked like a hat. Now if they could only fix her(fill in the blank)...

juniorfruit said...

It's an improvement, the other doo looked like she was wearing a hat. I've always wondered what she looks like with her hair off.

Damon Scott Hynes said...

169% better, in IMO. Everyone else at Sicks has straight hair.

Rich said...

Who cares about the news...I thought she looked smokin with the curl

Rick said...

Good call Rich! I agree! Some one can tell me my house burned while Obama was kicking my dog, and I wouldn't care as long as she looked like this! Nasally voice and all! Theidlecki probably hath a thtiffy over thith new look.

Cogitor said...

Sure, she needs some diction lessons (please, for the love of God, get them). But aside from that, her on-camera presence is not bad at all. Her delivery is good, and she can read most words, even if some of them do sound, um, unique.

Contrast that with the horribly uncomfortable Bryan Latham or Ann McIntire, the overly melodramatic Justin Joseph, or the irritating Jody Baker at that station, and Maddox comes out pretty well. It's a small pond for sure, but nonetheless...

Malorie's a pretty woman. Her hair looks nice.

gldeys said...

Why the need to fill-in? KETV has solo anchors many times when one of the 2 are on vacation. What is the deal? John cannot handle the pressure of doing the whole thing himself? Sux stooped to a new low on Thursday too. Now I do not condone shoplifting, but having a story about a 94-year old man sealing denture adhesive and hearing aid batteries? Really?

Helio said...

It's good to see her having a break from her sidekick Jim...a little shift is good for everyone every now & then. IMHO she's doing a fine job.

Josh said...

I'm with some others on here -- she looks HOT! Yeah, her news abilities might lack, but that's a DAMN GOOD picture of her.

If she ever gets fired from 6, she can always swing around a pole...

Ted Brockman said...

Fired from 6?! Who ever gets fired from 6? Look at J-Pa Knicely. Incompetence isn't just tolerated there; it's rewarded.

Cogitor said...

Sheila Brummer. And THAT probably took an act of God. I know I was praying for it. Apparently KMTV is purgatory, or possibly the second level of hell.

J-Pa's a familiar fixture. They'll be counting him at inventory time like they did with Gary Kerr. But Gary could read news, and did plenty of reporting in his days as well. John was a decent sports guy at 7, and is a real nice guy, but he's simply not good at the main desk.

It could be worse, though. He could be JJ.

Rich said...

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks that picture os Malazoid is the shizzle. The hair stays curly if they keep her off the morning show...not enough time to do the dew in the am, but, knowing 6, that won't happen. I bet Sidelicky has that pic in his special place (like I do!!!)

Tim said...

She looks better, it's just too bad she constantly has a deer in headlights look to her.

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