Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Maltardism

SuxNews Amazing Bimbonic Anchorette Mayellorie Maddox Wednesday morning read a story several times regarding the Infinite convenience store that was denied a liquor license. Her pronunciation? "IN-fuh-night."

Them big-city words shore is hard to say!

Back to the farm, Ellie-May.

6 comments:

Smith said...

Did anyone see the teaser to the 10 o'clock News on channel 6 on Thursday night during The Office?

Tracy Madden goes:

"A junior high referee SPIT on! Mike McKnight investigates at 10"....

I miss Jim Fagin......

Helio said...

Before the Sux Newscast ended Saturday night, they were able to correct the address for a "Missing Person Vigil" but still failed to replace the word "VIRGIL" with "VIGIL". What's a Missing Person Virgil? Incompetence continues to run rampant again!

It's Raining In Spain said...

As much as it pains me, KETV can look as stupid as the other channels.
In a story about a ventilator-dependent baby, the reporter referred not once, but at least twice, to the baby needing an iron lung.
"Iron lung" disappeared from everyday use about the same time KETV went on the air in 1957.

Ted Brockman said...

Didn't see the story. Was this Fubar Fazal?

It's Raining In Spain said...

Alas...it was not Fubar. I believe I saw the story on the morning news. Unfortunately, I cannot recall the reporter

Trish said...

ok...not in the business but does the reporter write the copy or do they simply read it? if they referred to an "iron lung"...(my god...didnt they only use them in germany 100 years ago), maybe there were just reading what someone else wrote. just curious.

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