Monday, February 09, 2009

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Crawl on this morning's SuxNews Playbreak with Captain Jimmy Cornpone and his dizzy li'l sidekick, Mayellorie

     "Pit bull strangles itself to death while attempting apprehension with catchpole."

If we've told the Nebraska Humane Society once, we've told 'em a hundred times: Never let pit bulls play with the catchpole. They always end up trying to apprehend things and strangling themselves. To death.

5 comments:

The Black Sheep said...

What the hell does that even mean?!

operationseng said...

Jimmy Cracked Corn and I don't care...?

Dumb Anguish said...

OK. Don't have the foggiest what that means.

But it sounds like the pitbull didn't fare well. And the catchpole might not have come out unscathed, either.

My thoughts and prayers go out to this heartland catchpole. Where can I donate?

Ted Brockman said...

I think there's a "Quick Click" on the webchannel. Or perhaps it's on the Reminders Board. Or maybe Brian Mastre blogged about it.

bigpoppaE said...

It only takes reading the comments section of their web channel stories to shed light on how that station has viewers.

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