Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wonder

On one of the WOWT "Weather Authority" promos, Chief Ejacucaster Jim Flowers assures viewers that, during a storm, all his station's "resources" will be brought to bear to help viewers.

For those of you who may have moved here since June: Channel Sux possesses one "resource" that no other station has, and which it used for at least forty minutes during an overnight tornado last June (and we don't mean the "Dot-Com Center"). The Ejacucasters have reruns of the 1960s western series, "Wild, Wild West" standing by.

That's the kind of "authority" that'll help you sleep better, right?

5 comments:

TickerBoy said...

How terrible is new KETV reporter Jeff Van Sant? Another brilliant hire. Maybe he and Adrian can practice doing live shots together. The blind leading the blind.

Omahanews said...

Let's get more of Marla Rabe on the screen............Yum!

operationseng said...

We're expecting 12 inches...er...eight...er actually THREE inches of snow. Wait a minute...the European Model is telling us that Chicken Little had best kiss his a$$ goodbye...we have a major snow event coming!!! But the other models are telling us...oh...the hell with it...why don't I just stick my head outside. Maybe it'll thaw that below absolute zero brain freeze that has been afflicting my meteorological sensibilities the past 17 years...

Scratch that. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was a real meteorologist and had to rely on my own prognostications rather than relying on a computer model. Hell...I might actually call it correct for once...

bigpoppaE said...

That big snowstorm this weekend was brutal. I can't believe we survived this epic weather event unscathed.

Jeff said...

i love this blog!

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