Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Missing

SuxNews morning twits Jimmy Thiedlecki and Maladroit Maddox were missing from their broadcast  for a second consecutive day Tuesday, replaced by the genial-but-clueless Brian Latham, who looks even more lost in front of a virtual set than usual.

As for the regulars, let's hope they've been sent away for weeks of intensive voice coaching and speech therapy. It's more likely, however, that they're off taping some more of those oh-so-adorable promos that they and station (mis-)management seem to be so fond of.

4 comments:

Cogitor said...

Speech coaching? I'd guess not. Like I said before, I don't want to comment on Malorie's physical traits...she's actually quite pretty. Man hands? Not quite. But she does need to put forth a little effort on pronunciations, unless "uhPILL" (noun, an earnest request for aid, support, sympathy, mercy, etc.; entreaty; petition; plea) is the new pronunciation for "Appeal". Come on...speak the language.

Ted Brockman said...

Maladroit looks fine. But then she opens her mouth and sinuses to push words out through her nose in that bizarre dialect of hers. She's hard to listen to and sometimes impossible to understand. That's kind of a problem in when your job is to communicate.

Orion said...

You seriously need to get a life.

Josh said...

Seriously, channel six doesn't have the worst morning show. I can stand those two at 6, but the lady on action 3 news drives me crazy! "The time now is 6:48..." and her tone of voice makes A3News a yawner in the morning.

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