Monday, September 22, 2008


Channel Sux is running promos about awards it has won, including Best Newscast.

Who were they competing against? Cox Channel 23? Or is this some contest that only Channel Sux enters?

Isn't this the same station that puts together a promo featuring its anchors ad-libbing and can't find J-Pa saying even one full sentence that makes sense?


Allen Jr. said...

I believe the awards came from cutting edge journalism such as Tracey Madden informing the public that EAR WAX is "whats going around this week". I for one was relieved to find out I was not the only one with this debilitating affliction

Dumb Anguish said...

I suspect it was an all-Channel-Six version of the awards.

The nominees are:

WOWT: 10pm Nightly Newscast

WOWT: 6am Morning Newscast

WOWT: 5pm Evening Newscast

And the winner is...WOWT!!!

And insert humorous footage of John Knicely trying to give an acceptance speech: "I'd, um, like, um, to thank the blonde woman that sits next to me on the news. And, um, well, um, I'd like to thank the viewers. And, um, for, like, um, more information, um, you can, um, go to our web-channel"

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