Friday, July 11, 2008

Strikes

The tools adjusting the Channel Sux "Sports Machine" came up with this stunning discovery for Friday's 10 p.m. 'cast: an Omaha Royals baseball player is trying to make it to the big leagues.

Sweet Hoover's Ghost, does it really take a staff of four to track down this kind of information? Talk about pissing away money; paying for this kind of work is almost as big a waste as John "J-Pa" Knicely's salary.

3 comments:

Dumb Anguish said...

Something actually troubles me a lot more about the Channel Six Sports Machine.

Whenever they have Dave Webber in some sort of promo, he is invariably eating a hotdog. However, I guess I should be thankful he gave up that obsession with the corncob. (That really scared the bajesus out of me)

Damon Scott Hynes said...

1:35; The whole state has lost that obsession :-)

MorningMouth said...

Future investigative stunners are sure to include;

*Warren Buffett as a lot of money

*Many Nebraskans have apparent affinity for college football

And the Big Story; Surprising number of Omahans remain loyal to WOWT, despite lack of valid reason

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