Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Dolt

--July 4th highlights from WOWT included soporific reporter Gary Smollen pointing directly at Rosenblatt Stadium's left field wall and saying, "over here in right field."

--In a rare instance of self-correction, Channel Sux has edited its blood drive promo, this time spelling replenish properly. Dictionally-challenged anchorette Malorie Maddox, however, still pronounces it "replinish." You can't fix everything. People might talk.

2 comments:

Allen Jr. said...

Perhaps Tracy Madden should do a " Whats going around at channel sux studio", I can hear it now, rampant stupidity coupled with totally uneducated news readers abound this week.Luckily the safe skin index and the summer living cast are operating to keep the viewing public safe.I cant wait to see what Caitlin Roth has to contribute to the cause, at least she does'nt look like she can eat an apple through a chain link fence.

MorningMouth said...

Comedian Ron "Tater Salad" White said it best; "You can't fix STUPID."

That says it all, right there.

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