Thursday, June 26, 2008

Guide

Since she has apparently made no effort to improve her delivery...
OMAnews Presents
The Mal-Speak Translation Dictionary
Useful words and phrases to help you understand what Malorie Maddox is saying when Jimmy'th not thpitting on and/or talking over her.

BASE-mint: the below-grade portion of a building
BIN-ing-tun: town in NW Douglas County
DUB-yo-DUB-ya-TEE: the call letters of the station where Malorie works
MEH-thur (rhymes with weather): a woman who has given birth; female parent
minnie: a large number; more than a few
REST-ee: new meteorologist; out of practice
streenth: a property of being strong; intensity
tin: the number between nine and eleven
tinse: not relaxed

Send your favorite Mal-Speak items to omanews@hotmail.com!

4 comments:

It's Raining In Spain said...

Thank you! Someone finally pointed out Malorie is in dire need of a personal Henry Higgins.
Omarosa is a speech therapist compared to Ms. Maddox; while the blonde on channel third is able to articulate, but needs Botox to stop the extremely distracting chewing motions she makes when speaking.

Dumb Anguish said...

I gave up on that Daybreak show long ago. It was only partially watchable when they had Scott Akin on, I really liked him. But since then I treat that show like the sun itself: Don't look directly at it for very long or you could suffer permanent damage.

And, is it just me, or does Mr Siedlecki sound just like Cindy Brady when he talks?

Jess said...

I always laugh when she talks, my 4 year old can annunciate better than she can.

The thing that bothers me is that goddamn shiny nose of hers ! Shallow sounding yes but for the love of all things why can't you put some powder on there !?!?

operationseng said...

Thank you Ted! It's "Double U" people! "Double U"!! God, how lazy we have become in our pronunciations! Do they not teach the English language in college anymore...?

By the way; glad to have you back at the helm Ted!

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