Monday, March 31, 2008

Spillover

Jimmy's wetness disclosure came roughly ten minutes after Channel 7's Andrea "Welcome back AND good morning" Bredow pointed out that rain showers were maybe "a little bit more weaker" in the southwest corner of the screen. If she gets any more dumber, she's gonna be snapped up by Channel Sux to join the Ejacuweather team with Giggly Jim, High-talker, and Horseface.

Depends

"We're waking up wet this morning!" Channel Sux's overbearing goober/anchor Jimmy Thiedlecki exclaimed gleefully this morning at 6:30. 

Maybe it's just us, but we had always assumed he woke up that way every morning.
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