Sunday, November 05, 2006

Palpable Excitement at Channel 6

Now in the throes of November sweeps, Channel 6 is hyping the hell out of what it apparently considers its big assets.

On Tuesday, the Suxers keep promising, their election coverage will include a CONTINUOUS TICKER at the bottom of the screen!

And on Wednesday, everything in Omaha will come to a halt so as to hear JIM'S WINTER FORECAST!

How can any other station hope to compete with all that?

8 comments:

MG73 said...

Oh come on Channel Six, you guys can be more melodramatic than that! I'll be waiting for John Kniceley to come out on Tuesday night and say, "Breaking News: Channel Six is now prepared to project a winner in that all-important MUD race"

You know they'll pull something like that.

damnyankee said...

I don't know about anyone else - but I can't sleep. Election Day, and winter and Huskers....Oh my!!

Here's an idea, let's work on getting this WEEKS forecast close first Mr. 'hard 3 inches at my house' Flowers.

DiggerDog said...

Hey, as long as Jaime McCutcheon continues to wear the light blue turtle neck she wore the other day, no station in Omaha can compete with Channel 6.

joeygrisgris said...

Digger, did you notice how cold it was outside the day she wore it? Downright "nippy".

Melanie said...

I just had the vision of "hard three inches" and Jim Flowers in my head. (Shudder)

Ted Brockman said...

But we all know about Jim's tendency to exaggerate...

DiggerDog said...

Yes I did joey. She's best in Omaha TV. So much so, I have found a reason to watch Omaha news again. But my viewing will be limited if she's wearing a jacket.

Obbop said...

Gosh.... with my lard-laden pendulous man-boobs can I possibly be hired as a teleprompter reader?

Will the massive gap in the spot where the lower front teeth are supposed to be located be considered an impediment to being hired?

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