Thursday, January 26, 2006

Using Technology for Evil Rather Than Good

The website for Journal Broadcasting's BigSports 590 radio station is now making mp3 copies of KM3 "Sports Director" Travis Justice's "Big Show" available via its website. For those of you new to the world of mp3 players, this means that you can now download Trav's show to your iPod and listen to his voice for hours on end.

If you don't want to go to all that trouble, you can simulate the experience thusly:
(1) Place your iPod on the ground and cover it with 75 to 100 pounds of human excrement. Then,
(2) Ram an icepick into each ear.

Most people who've tried both can't tell the difference.

3 comments:

joeygrisgris said...

What a horrible waste of an I-Pod. Or should I say, yet another "travesty". BTW, my blog completely new and different (from the old one).

Obbop said...

Trav!!!!!!!!

Oh my little buddy!!!!

Thou art being lambasted, proverbially boiled in oil then drawn and quartered with thine corpulent quadrants drug through the dirt to be placed at the four corners of the kingdom.

Doth thou deserveth this horrid fate, little buddy o' mine?

Travs Buddy said...

Good God what next a bobble head of Travis. And what the hell is he doing adding his opinion at the end of each story?


Trav, we don't care what you think we just want the news and scores.

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