Thursday, January 26, 2006

Stampede Created By Threat of KXVO Merchandise

This is what we stumbled upon during a visit to the KXVO website. Some things just speak for themselves. Then again, maybe this was just a poll of station employees.


Luke said...

See...I just don't get it. I mean, the survey copy is so compelling, so inviting. What kind of banjo-playing, mouth-breathing yokels are we dealing with here?

People! The merchandise is both AFFORDABLE and HIGH-QUALITY!

It sickens me that perhaps the critics in the larger, more sophisticated markets are perhaps right: We're a bunch of fucking hicks.

rzdoodle said...

I'm surprised that all 10 viewers in KXVO history were able to respond.

King Vernon said...

I love the disclaimer at the bottom of the poll. Isn't a poll a view of what people want. Isn't people who seek out to answer this poll a collective.

Obbop said...

Well, despite voting awhile back and placing a tick in the "I don't want your lousy corporate-logo festooned garbage" option I might, if the price was inline with the budget of one who has seen too many of his jobs sent overseas to ensure the wealthy elite class amasses even MORE wealth, I MIGHT consider purchasing paper de la toilet with the KXVO logo so that, in a perverted sorta' way, I can convey my opinion of that firm every time I evacuate my bowells.

TV Steve said...

This is just KXVO's way of recruiting new anchors and reporters. If you'd wear their merchendise then you'd probably be willing to work for them as well.

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though."
- Al Czervik

nebraskatv said...

what about the "on air marketing host"and "anchor" positions at KXVO are they doing those jobs with the same lovely staff to save money? maybe they will start wearing their logo shirts on air now!!!!!

Hosh said...

I think they were just trying to decide if they should attempt to charge money for their crap or take it straight to Goodwill themselves.

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