Thursday, December 29, 2005

Viewer Discretion Advised

Don't say we didn't warn you...

8 comments:

Tóózy said...

Ted:
This is one where you and I disagree. Sheila is very capable from the field. In my opinion, she is a very good field reporter. States the facts, gets out of the way of the camera, lets the picture tell the story. That she isn't the greatest anchor, we agree on. I think you just don't like non-blondes. If they don't have a dye job that gets on them on the Swedish Bikini Team, you just don't like them. For proof think; All non-Causcasians on local TV, and my fave, the exception, the Ice Queen, Suzanne Deyo, whom you detest.

By the way, props on the comment modereation. This puts the fucktards back to work doing the news, not trying to figure out who's Ted.

Ted Brockman said...

Wrong on the non-blondes. Love Sarah Simmons, like Rebecca Kleeman, respect Kathy Sarantos-Niver. Michelle Bandur...is she blond? I honestly can't decide. As for the "non-caucasians," that, too is off-the-mark. Mike'l Severe is superb in the mornings, Corey Rangel did a pretty decent job under difficult circumstances this morning w/the plane crash, and I think Pamela Jones is one of the best anchors this town has ever seen.

Damon Scott Hynes said...

She looks like the singer from The Cure. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Obbop said...

I dunno' 'bout you folks but I revel in the Russian Web site where the female teleprompter readers slowlt undress down to their knickers..... all the way down to the buff, while babbling on about the news.

Can't understand a word they're saying but, by golly, they got my attention.

I understand that here in the prudish USA where a statue's bosom is covered with a drape that we won't be tittilated with such wonderful offerings but.... what' wrong with having our reporter babes wear bikinis?

Would be fun to hear the old-timers cackle their disgust while increasing the viewership by the younger crowd.

dannymccaslin said...

Sheila is hot.

Cogitor said...

I don't know if I agree with you, toozy. I can't say she was at all capable from the field. I watched the video from their web site. It displayed the bumbling, repetitious performance of someone who was fairly uncomfortable, and completely lost, when having to wing it. No pun intended.

Despite the lazy eye (that was a trademark of KMyopia3 a few years ago with Rich Roberts and Loretta Carroll), I don't think she's hideous, like Ted apparently does. In fact, I've heard from a few trusted friends that she's quite an attractive lady "live". I can't speak to her reporting capabilities, but hopefully her delivery will improve and she'll appear more comfortable in short order.

weatherwoman said...

Pa-leeze. You probably got the two worst looking snapshots of her report. I bet you had to look through a great number of poor shots. It is difficult for anyone to look good every 1/16th of a second .. I still like her dark hair, wandering eye and pleasing voice. She is cute and different. I really want to see her and KETV's Todd Andrews (with his dark hair and wandering eye) together. I think the viewers would all throw up simultaneous, like on that episode of South Park...

OmahaRadioHead said...

I say so what if she not wearing makeup and her hair isn't perfect. That just shows me that she busted ass to get out there in a hurry and get on the air with the story. That is what is important. And I still think she is cute...anyone have her number?

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