Thursday, November 10, 2005

We'd Prefer Hell, Thank You

One of the few faces on TV that make us wish we were watching Travis Justice:

On Tuesday, residents of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to remove their entire school board after the board had mandated the teaching of "intelligent design" in science classes. On Thursday, televangelist Pat Robertson suggested that they shouldn't expect any more help from God.

"While you're living in My universe, you'll obey My rules," God is reported to have said.

The people of Dover replied that they are so sick of Him and His "hang-ups," man. Nobody else's gods are pulling this crap, they continued. They added that they will be so glad when they can get out on their own but also asked if they could borrow the car on Saturday.

God said he and Pat would discuss it and let them know.

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