Monday, September 19, 2005

She's Baaack! Omarosa Returns, Frightens Early Risers

A station insider reports that KETV's Elictia Hammond was missing from the morning shift on Thursday and Friday due to an allergic reaction. We don't know what she's allergic to, but whatever it is, we want to get a truckload of it and smear it all over the doors and parking lot of the station.

Referring to our enthusiasm for having Brandi Petersen anchoring in the mornings, the aforementioned insider reports that "we would love to have Brandi opposite John [Oakey]," and that "it would be huge." Ordinarily, we wouldn't read too much into the remark, but having been told by another Channel 7 source several months ago that Hammond is pretty universally despised by her co-workers, we can only assume that our insider feels the same way about her.

So if you hear someone say that Hammond in person is "just like she is on TV," it's not necessarily a compliment.


the_s_man said...

i wish they would just get rid of her..who was the moron who hired her? shes so cold that when she opens her legs a light comes on!

bandit75 said...

Hilarious! I have a question, what were you doing down there to begin with?

the_s_man said...

i ask myself that all the time!!

DarthSchrader said...

I think the news department there uses the whole "scared straight" approach to morning news.

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