Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Patton's Deals with Not-So-Fresh Feeling

KMTV's Devon "Lockjaw" Patton, who co-anchors the weekend news and practices his ventriloquism act simultaneously, gave the "Andrea McMaster treatment" to the name of Omaha's most prestigious all-girl school. In describing a car wash organized by one of its students, Patton pronounced "Duschenne" so that it sounded like douchin.'

There is speculation in this office that later this week, Patton will reveal his new part-time gig as a spokesman for Massengil.

6 comments:

Mickey said...

pathetic...and I`m not surprized.

devonster said...

how did you know about massingil?...they actually called me up and asked be to be a spokesman for them...for half a mil a year.....lol...anyway i deserved that...my bad!! by the way i'm giving up on the ventriloquism act...i agree it does not look smooth...peace!

DarthSchrader said...

Huh huh...douchin'.

newstang said...

"Devonster" huh? give me a break. Who wants to watch a newsguy who calls himself "Devonster"?

THEROCK said...

A newsguy calling himself devonster is like an entertainer calling himself THEROCK...that will never work!

devonster said...

give me a break...it was a college nick name given to me....man are we touchy..i mean come on "newstang"...sounds like a sleazy person who works in the news...(for those you have no clue poon tang!...and if you still don't have a clue...buy one.)

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