Monday, March 21, 2005

That Explains the Hairy Palms

We never considered Brian Mastre athletic, but now we're pretty sure he doesn't even follow sports. While rolling footage of a high school player making a last-second shot from a sitting position, the oddly-coiffed anchor of Channel 6's Live at 4 explained that the young man shot while seated because he didn't have time to get to his feet. Now even the most casual basketball fan (and we count ourselves among this group) knows that "getting to his feet" would've constituted a traveling violation and prevented him from shooting at all. Maybe all that time learning to speak Klingon wasn't so well-spent after all.

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