Wednesday, March 30, 2005

PatWatch, Day 13: Omaha in Suspense

John Knicely has returned to Channel 6, while the soon-to-be-put-out-to-pasture Pat Persaud remains among the missing, with just 55 days left in her career. The panic in the streets is palpable. People all over town are asking, "Why isn't Pat talking about herpes and canker sores during dinner?"


bandit75 said...

Since she has demonstrated over the years that she has trouble reading the teleprompter at times, maybe someone is reading this blog to her and she finally realized that we dont like her. Another theory is that Chapman stole her "Pat box" and she won't go on without it. Whatever the real reason.....who cares! She's off the tube and it is bliss.

Will said...

It does seem strange to me that Pat Persaud's taking a vacation weeks before quitting for good. But I'm willing to cut her some slack. She may very well have planned this before she "quit."

In any event, I'm bracing myself for the inevitable orgy of "farewell Pat" programming. It won't be pretty.

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